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Attractive Olympian: Beach Volleyball Player Misty May-Treanor

Olympic athletes often don't get paid to do anything other than look good. In that vein, Attractive Olympians handicaps which athletes may rake in endorsement deals after the Olympics.

In Athens in 2004, Misty May-Treanor and teammate Kerri Walsh won the gold medal in women's beach volleyball without losing a single set through seven matches. The two became a historically dominant force on the AVP, marked by the lanky Walsh's imposing defense at the net and May-Treanor's tenacious digs and perfectly honed all-around play. May-Treanor is the #1 player in the world, has 31 pro titles to her name, and owns world records for most consecutive matches (90) and tournaments (15) won.

Sure, she may be the winningest female in beach volleyball player in history, but more importantly: is she attractive? Will she bring home the gold in endorsements?

After the jump, enjoy more photos, striking in-depth analysis, and the ever-important poll to superficially determine her worth.



Breaking Down the Basics

Height
5'9"
Eyes
Two
Smile
Somewhat forced
Bathing suit bottoms Too small! Hooray!
Spread in men's magazine Right here
Tattoo in the small of her back? BAM!
Married? Sadly, yes
Husband is a pathetic weakling, right? Nope
Hugs tall, attractive blonde teammate Frequently
Dumps like a truck? Truck, truck
Thighs like what? What, what
Personal blog Consists entirely of one bikini photo


Presentation of Medals




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When judging, assume that Gold suggests a future a of GoDaddy-level of endorsements, and Bronze points toward appearances in local circulars.






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